Pictures > Words, #1 – Juan Mata

What’s that? You want to know how to ask somebody ‘what’s up?’ in a cheery, yet sub-Dolmio ad Italian stereotype accent? But you’ve been struck mute? And your writing hand is trapped in a cow? But you have access to MS Paint?

My, you have a very specific set of requirements. Lucky for you, @baconjamie’s given it some thought.